Am sharing this for the benefit of anyone who might have missed this very important post over on the mainpage. It's a great annual Jezebel tradition and chillingly worthwhile, too, as it definitely delivers the goods, spooky and scary story-wise.
Happy Dominion Day colonials!
Fairly tame by this guy's standards but, until such time as all that fart-gulping puts him out of commission (choking would be nice), he's Troll Patrol report-worthy. Thanks in advance.
I have zero interest in clicking the link this chronic troll is supplying but his preamble is offensive enough, as is.
Me again, reporting another Roger Ebert obituary troll, this one living up to his user name.
One more troll on the Roger Ebert obit. @ieatpaint can eat shit as far as I'm concerned.
A troll. On the Roger Ebert obit. Un-be-fucking-lievable.
Misogyny, homophobia *and* racism: it's a haterade trifecta (in the second paragraph) with a victim complex thrown in for good measure. Thanks in advance.
Of course, I shouldn't expect poetry from someone user-named @fartgulper but this comment really has to go, posthaste, due to sheer vileness directed at the writer. Appreciated.
Mild trolling (in the bigger scheme of things) but this guy's certainly *not* elevating the discourse by bringing diddly-squat to the conversation. Thanks in advance.
Such a charmer, with such a *personal* message for the writer. Bleurgh.
I realize this was in response to a headline about Bill Gates holding a condom contest but, if the commenter's trying to be funny or edgy, idea-wise, he ain't succeeding. He's left some other rather strange replies elsewhere on that same article. Blech. Thanks in advance (however you decide to deal with it).
Probably tame (by his *standards*) but this guy's a known quantity as a troller — and, unfortunately, not much else.
Oopsy. Replied (to @Chritter) in wrong spot.
This person's all over the shop about perceived promiscuity but the bottom line is: he's *also* a particularly delusional racist and race-blamer. Thanks in advance.
New improved spam, now with video tutorial. Posts seem to be all on Jezebel, so here's the profile. Thanks.
I realize that all spam are forms of solicitation but this one sounds a bit too, erm, *human* to be a bot, which suggests that at least one escort agency is trying to invade. :-((
Happy St. Patrick's Day, y'all, perhaps the most reliable signal that Spring is just around the corner.
This person's not necessarily trolling — for now — but she's a known shit-stirrer and fire-starter with a rather mercurial temper. I dunno, perhaps keep an eye on this? Thanks.
Here's a wee charmer, getting his bid in early with a *special* message for International Women's Day. SMH.